The Glamorgan Suite

We had the Glamorgan Suite at our disposal in Cardiff, which is not quite as glamorous as it sounds. The rooms contents were carefully itemised on a laminated printed list attached to the door.

This was not to guide to the building's staff as to how to furnish the essential needs of visiting rock bands. The implication from this document seemed to be that the Cardiff Arena has a problem with light fingered artists filching stuff from the dressing room. I can see that someone might be tempted to leave with a grey fluffy cushion for their van or even a pink picture to hang in their kitchen as an ironic souvenir of Cardiff Arena. But surely no one has ever left with a fridge? A sofa? A foot stool? Does Carl Barát have a cheap piece-of-shit grey couch and foot stool twin set with matching grey fluffy cushions in his front room that he lifted from the Cardiff Arena? Does Dave Grohl have a fridge in his Manhattan apartment that reminds him of aftershow shenanigans in the Glamorgan suite?